SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho? SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft.. Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: don’t worry there iS no water..
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the, Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?
Santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?